steady burn, vol. 1, ed. 1

Here are the past week’s feats….

pacman rolls!

Pacman Jones exploited by the media yet again late Friday, and into early Saturday( Hard not to feel bad for this guy if you ask me.

Learned a lot from reading this story (concocted mainly of primate antics). For instance, I now know that Pacman indeed does roll on Shomer Shabbos.  I also learned that besides an affinity for cristal, strippers, guns and hookers, Pac also appreciates getting good ol’ fashion bowling alley drunk. Did I also read that Pacman was assualted? Hmmm, I guess that’s what happens when you’re under the impression that you get to do whatever it is you want, whenever you want, all the time…


It’s once again tournament time…praise allah. I’m watching the selection show with my buddy Cadigan last night, a die hard Georgetown fan, when he points out: “Belmont, sounds like a upset team.”

F-yeah it does Cadigan, you black Irish bastard.

If you look at the board every year, there are a handful of teams that just sound like upsetters. Seriously, Belmont sounds like a team that plays 6 to 8 Juco transfers, and a couple of white guys with really good fundamentals. I can’t wait for them to be up six with four minutes to play.  Also, this year I like VCU at an 11 and Old Dominion at a 12.  Taking down Duke and Butler respectively, then one of those teams is sweet sixteen bound.

You’d heard it here – arbitrarily and completed unjustified – first.


March 13, 2007 at 5:38 pm 1 comment

OSCARS round-up…

Last night the 79th Academy Awards Ceremony, vigil, and all-night telethon aired on ABC. It started at 8:30 p.m. ET, and should be wrapping up sometime in early March.




I’ll be dead honest, I only watched the opening and the last two hours. Still, putting in that kind of time deserves at least the bronze medal. Ellen DeGeneres opened the show in a red crushed velvet pant suits made out of Jack Nicholson’s old smoking jackets. Here are the rest of the highlights:

  • Downey Jr. gracefully took a “crack” at his own substance abuse. Either he’s developed a jovial twitch, or he still smokes rock.
  • During his presentation of the award for Best Documentary, some foreign dude (it mightv’e been a villain from Casino Royale) read “Whether long or short, it is what you do with it that counts” off the teleprompter. He tried to stifle laughter for the next minute and a half.
  • I almost ate it walking home last night from the train in the snow. Granted, I was wearing wool socks and adidas sandals.
  • I’m an hour into my viewing and so far you can’t buy a shot of Scarlett Johannson, or even Natalie Portman right now. Yet I can’t even count on one hand how many times I’ve seen Melissa Etheridge’s mug. Irresponsible.
  • The German guy who won Best Foreign Language Film of the Year just thanked Schwarzenegger? Am I halucinating?
  • I thought Cirque de Soleil would never work again after the abomination that was the SuperBowl pre-game. Wrong on all accounts.

cirque de soleil?

  • Just as I am starting to come down from a blood pressure spike during the 89 minute montage of foreign films that have won Oscars since color and subtitles were introduced, they welcome Celine Dion to the stage.
  • Celine, muted. I play a little Stairway to Heaven on the mandolin.
  • The annual rundown of movie people who passed away in 2006 (always informative). Most notably:


  • Bruno Kirby (City Slickers, Good Morning
    , This is Spinal Tap)
  • The legend Don Knotts (Barney from The Andy Griffith Show
  • The dad from A Christmas Story
  • Joe Barbera
  • Gordon Park, the director of Shaft
  • James Doohan (Mr. Scott from Star Trek)
  • The 11-year old girl from Little Miss Sunshine, Abigail Breslin (she decided to end it after Celine Dion’s performance)


  • Reece Witherspoon. Outstanding.

the future mrs. curly

  • Jack Nicholson showed up tonight bald and wearing sunglasses (they’re either Versace or Blue Blockers; I can’t see straight anymore). He looks like a puffy Michael Stipe from R.E.M.’s Monster tour in 2005.


  • The Departed wins Best Picture. Who saw this coming? Me. Babel was like watching paint dry.


  • Turns out bald Nicholson is currently filming a buddy picture with Morgan Freeman where they play two terminally ill men who escape from the cancer ward and head off on a road trip with a wish list of to-dos before they die (c/o You win this round Jack.

  Abigail Breslin

February 26, 2007 at 11:39 pm Leave a comment


I’m not cheating on Pandora (, I’m divorcing it. Finetune ( is another online music streaming site similar to Pandora. You can create playlists by picking an artist and a song, and then build around your selection with similar artist. Pandora ushered in this technology, but only allowed you to select the artist, then the site selected songs it thought you might like. In my experience, they missed a lot. Finetune lets you pick the songs, and customize your playlist. I’ve encountered a few bugs so far – but all in all, I’m in love. Check out my first playlist: .


February 22, 2007 at 2:20 pm 1 comment

The Black Donnellys…

I caught the pilot online of NBC’ new show The Black Donnellys, which premiers this Monday, February 26, at 10:00 p.m. The show is about four working class Irish brothers who are deeply entrenched in organized crime in New York City. The show is reminiscient of the movie Boondock Saints – plenty of premptive and impetuous violence, and beer pint drinking. I think the kill count for the first ep was in the high single digits. I was impressed.

The Black Donnellys

The oldest brother Jimmy – and chief lunatic out of the four – is played by the same actor who plays Scotty “I’m not good at anything mom, I’m just an egghead” Smalls in The Sandlot. This prompted me to IMDB my favorite character from The Sandlot, Michael “Squints” Palidoris. Turns out his latest gig was five episodes of Gilmore Girls in 05. Bummer.

Tom Guiry

Hats off to Yahoo! TV for posting this online. This show might become my new post-Bauer hour of power– hour (since it’s on Mondays at 10 pm….after 24).

February 22, 2007 at 2:20 pm 2 comments

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February 22, 2007 at 12:19 am Leave a comment

I was thinking about lightning, then it struck me…

I am in no way qualified to give advice. I have however been making a lot of good decisions lately. For example, I recently joined NetFlix. Also, I always watch 24 on DVR so I can skate through the 22:30 minutes of commercials during each episode (thanks to my friends who sprang for the extra 5 dollars to get DVR on their cable box).

Two things I can guarantee: 1.) The people I hang out with are truly depraved. And 2.) I know how to use photoshop. Let all kinds of hilarity ensue! – Low brow and high brow (but mainly low brow).

My friends2

Here’s me with some of our great thinkers:



February 14, 2007 at 12:31 am Leave a comment


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